A recent trip out east to Florida netted me a full tub of Fluff™, that sweet stomach spackle. Sometimes, there is nothing better than a the combination of pure, white, Wonder bread with a healthy smear of Jif, followed by a coat of Fluff marshmallow cream. Don't even try to trick me with that brand-name crap. I am a Fluffernutter™ man to the very end. Oh what I would do for a big glass of milk right now...In addition to great sammiches, we vegetarians can use the Fluff to make Rice Krispy Treats, since it doesn't contain gelatin like regular marshmallows.
In case you haven't noticed. My stomach has absolutely no intention of ever growing up past 13. Say, that reminds me. To whatever marketing genius convinced the powers-that-be to add more melba toast to the bag of Gardetto's, I salute you. You are a god among men.
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